“the internet didnt fuck me up but its fucking kids up now” i dont think it didnt fuck us up guys
“the internet didnt fuck me up but its fucking kids up now” i dont think it didnt fuck us up guys
tumblr post: women should not be obligated to wear makeup
bootlickers: just a little reminder though that it’s ok to wear makeup i wear makeup just a reminder it’s ok to wear makeup i like to wear makeup i have eyeliner wings sharp enough to kill a man why do you hate women who wear makeup i love wearing makeup let women do what they want wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup
it’s a little more nuanced than that
actually “women should not be obligated to wear makeup” is not a statement that needs more nuance
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here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling
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shirt that says “i hope the next thing i love kills me” on the front and a massive red rectangle on the back
kinda slays
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“Are we going to thrive? Are we going to thrive, Goosey, or are we going to wither? Are we going to thrive within the framework of the system or in spite of it? Ouch! That’s right, Goosey. I feel pain. I feel many types of pain.”
—My dad talking to our dog, Goose, first thing in the morning
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i love you purple i love you lavender i love you lilac i love you wisteria i love you violet i love you mauve i love you periwinkle i love you amethyst i love you
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there was this comment i saw in response to p!atd breakup and it was like “don’t care + fart” and i literally cannot stop thinking that in my head in reaction to everything now
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me, at 2 pm, when the stores are open: you don’t have any little treats in the house. if you want a little treat later, you have to go to the store and buy one now.
me: *does not go to the store*
me, at 9 pm, when the stores are closed: tweat? 🥺 no tweats for me? 🥺🥺 cries 🥺 cries for one thousand years 🥺🥺🥺
Fridgerator wrapped. You ate 326 eggs.
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Anonymous asked:
Are you a power top or bottom
god is on top (in heaven) and devil is on the bottom (in hell) and the power of christ is limitless hope this helps